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12/07/2006

1. I love snow a ton... but not when there is a ton on my driveway for seven whole days and then it turns into ice and then I fall and bust my knees everyday (almost). As if I needed another reason to hate going to work in the mornings. It was a little slushy when I got home last night which made me super excited... but it is now freezing back over as we speak, because the world hates my knees.
The weather has been so consistantly frigid that my chin is numb and chaffing from rubbing against my scarf.

2. After two and a half years of working for the man, the day of reckoning finally arrived. PERFORMANCE REVIEWS. Two years of dread, two years of looking through the classifieds every time the possibility of a review came up, two years of... hey hold on.... my review kicked the man in the shins! What's that?! I'm fantastic?! Well of course... you dared to doubt it!? Yeah, me too.

3. Marty,
I still have your copy of The Crane Wife. I'm guessing that you've long since come to that realization. I bet you left it at my house on purpose.... a hipster's response to an errant earring on my bedside table, perhaps?* Either way, a care package is in order. My phone's name for you and Linda when texting? "Kinda Nasty". I forgot about that little nugget of awesomeness.

* Not meant in a provocative way. Only that you're just looking for any excuse possible to come back to Shawnee. Like Mecca it calls out to you.

4. If anyone sees my tweezers, let them know that I'm looking for them and that I miss them very much. My eyebrows are going crazy with worry.

5. Ember Van Allen,
I miss you even more than my tweezers and I love your face. Your knees give me butterflies. No one wears a hungarian vowel quite like you. Seeing you twice in one year spoiled me and now my heart weeps because you've dropped off the face of the planet (my planet, at least). Maybe you'll get bored at your schmancy new job and google yourself, then you'll find this and realize the folly that is myspace neglect.

6. Even though It's freezing out, I know it will be a good day because I have a biscuit from Braum's. It fills my heart with gladness... takes away all my sadness.

Labels: life, work

posted at 10:08 AM

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7 Comments:

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By Unknown, at 12/07/2006 10:04 PM

I think Marty is kinda nasty IN the provocative way.

By Unknown, at 12/07/2006 10:13 PM

ooohhhh...someone deleted their commment? Curious....

By Anonymous, at 12/07/2006 11:01 PM

hmmm intriguing....was that you jimmy...shame.

By Marissa, at 12/08/2006 2:30 AM

it was an accident. It was the exact same post but I had mistyped one of the words, so I deleted it and re-posted without the typo.

Does Anal Retentive have a hypen?

By Unknown, at 12/09/2006 12:04 AM

DANGIT! Hyphen

By Unknown, at 12/09/2006 12:05 AM

LOL I think you've proven your point

By Marissa, at 12/09/2006 2:18 AM